Fermented foods are alive, magical, and slightly rebellious—much like your inner self. The Fermented Funk Bowl brings probiotics, flavor, and cosmic joy to your plate.

Ingredients

• 1/2 cup cooked rice (your grounding base)
• 1/4 cup kimchi (tiny universe in a jar)
• 1/4 cup sauerkraut (sour but wise)
• 1 carrot, julienned (energy ladder)
• 1/4 avocado, sliced (creamy cosmic alignment)
• 1 tsp sesame seeds (sparkle of gratitude)

Directions

1. Layer rice as your grounding foundation.
2. Add kimchi and sauerkraut, imagining tiny microbial angels balancing your gut and aura.
3. Add carrot and avocado, top with sesame seeds.
4. Close your eyes and breathe before tasting—the first bite is a portal to higher vibrational states.

Bonus: tell yourself, “I am fermentation-friendly and funk-positive.” That’s the Naked Cart mindset.