Description

Warning: this apron may cause sudden blushing, uncontrollable giggling, and the urge to sauté like nobody’s watching. Perfect for the bold chef who knows that cooking naked isn’t just a vibe—it’s a lifestyle. Whether you’re whipping up a sensual stir fry or just trying not to spill soup on your birthday suit, this apron has you covered (literally, thank goodness).

Crafted from 100% organic cotton, it’s as sustainable as your secret midnight snack habits. With adjustable straps to fit all body types, and a large front pocket ready to stash your favorite utensils, crystals, or emergency chocolate, this apron is a kitchen essential.

Cook naked. Stay saucy. Save the world, one organic bite at a time.

• 100% organic cotton
• Fabric weight: 7.08 oz/yd² (240 g/m²)
• Adjustable straps
• Spacious front pocket with 2 compartments